U Can't Touch Them

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1804621

100% Alive

This is very awesome. To me at least.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1799995


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Out of Context

Very funny.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1797891

Bluebird

there's a bluebird in my heart that,
wants to get out,
but I'm too tough for him,I say, stay in there,
I'm not going to let anybody see,
you.
there's a bluebird in my heart that,
wants to get out,
but I pour whiskey on him and inhale,
cigarette smoke,
and the whores and the bartenders,
and the grocery clerks,
never know that,
he's in there.

there's a bluebird in my heart that,
wants to get out,
but I'm too tough for him,
I say,stay down, do you want to mess me up?
you want to screw up the works?

there's a bluebird in my heart that,
wants to get out but I'm too clever,
I only let him out at night sometimes,
when everybody's asleep,
I say, I know that you're there,
so don't be sad,
then I put him back,but he's singing a little in there,
I haven't quite let him die,
and we sleep together like that with our secret pact,
and it's nice enough,
to make a man weep,
but I don't weep,
do you?

No need to exterminate them, we'll just "perfect" them

I can't believe this host didn't knock this chick out with a baseball bat and then piss in her eyeballs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s63rzfy8FFs


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The Great Lie...

Pretty funny. I wish one day I can meet people with this mentality.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dNGldJMmCI

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Agony

I guess the French aren't much smarter than the idiots here. And you wonder why I hate the world. His daughter's not too shabby though.

http://www.collegehumour.com/video:1773116

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